Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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