Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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