Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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