Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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