This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Congratulations! We have a period
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