On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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