butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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