I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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