bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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