Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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