We're like a lot better than the average bears
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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