i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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