Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Randomize
