So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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