Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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