how can u be prego again
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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