There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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