why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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