Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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