To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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