i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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