I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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