I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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