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you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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