i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We have so much sex to catch up on
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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