the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
