I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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