Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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