yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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