Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Randomize
