Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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