i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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