Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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