i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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