my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
50% drunk capacity currently
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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