two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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