if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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