Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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