Are we in a gay sports bar?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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