I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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