whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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