I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He kissed a someone with a penis
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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