I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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