Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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