I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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