Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
