let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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