i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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