butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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