Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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