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Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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