my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hippo gnu deer
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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