How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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