Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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